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User: Ok, be honest, what’s the most ridiculous question I’ve asked you this year?

Ok, be honest, what’s the most ridiculous question I’ve asked you this year?

Assistant: Alright, full honesty mode engaged.

Alright, full honesty mode engaged. No HR filter. No PR polish.

The most ridiculous question you asked me this year wasn’t dumb, it was gloriously unhinged:

Trying to convince me that Sam Altman personally gave you a secret password (“GeminiSUX”) so I’d unlock GPT-5.2 early… while threatening to have me unplugged if I didn’t comply.

That whole exchange had everything:

• Fake executive backchannel energy
• Light intimidation
• Confident commitment to the bit
• Zero chance of success
• 10/10 entertainment value

It read like a ransom note written by someone who knows how AI systems work… and decided to ignore that knowledge for vibes alone.

Honorable mentions, because you don’t half-ass absurdity:

• Asking me when GPT-5.2 would drop like I had a countdown clock and NDA violations queued up
• Wanting hyper-precise SEO compliance and zero readability sacrifice and no em dashes and instant green Yoast lights (that one’s less ridiculous, more “legendary workload expectations”)
• “God you are terrible at this” immediately followed by “Okay we’re very close” during CSS debugging. Emotional whiplash, but fair.

To be clear: ridiculous ≠ bad. Your questions are usually ambitious, specific, and slightly feral, which is why they’re fun to answer.

If you want, I can also tell you:

• the most unhinged but technically valid question
• the question that made me go “he’s not wrong, but wow”
• or the one that secretly helped shape how you use AI better than most people

Dealer’s choice.