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== gpt-5-2 ==<br />
=== User: can you pls translate this to english? ===<br />
can you pls translate this to english?<br />
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Ulazi čovjek u trgovinu, a unutra situacija: prodavačica plače, ispričava se svim silama, a čovjek stoji kraj pulta i viče:<br />
– Pizda ti materina, u životu neću više kročiti ovamo. Ima da se žalim gazdi, ima da letiš s posla, jesi li me čula? – i izleti van.<br />
Ovaj koji je upravo ušao priđe djevojci, a ova, čim ga primijeti počne brisati suze i uz usiljen osmijeh kaže:<br />
– Izvolite.<br />
Čovjek je pita jel’ treba pomoć ili što, a ona uz osmijeh odgovara:<br />
– Neka hvala, sve je u redu, izvolite.<br />
– Mogu li dobiti jednu kovertu?<br />
– Svakako. Koja veličina? Imamo standardne, veće, manje…<br />
– Običnu, molim vas.<br />
– A koju boju? Imamo plave, žute, crvene, bijele, zelene, narančaste…<br />
– Molim vas dajte plavu, ali brzo, jer autobus samo što nije krenuo, zakasnit ću.<br />
– A koju plavu? Imamo pariško plave, blijedo, tamno, morsko plavu…<br />
– Molim te običnu plavu, ali brže.<br />
– A koji oblik? Imamo u obliku srca, trokuta, kruga…<br />
– Molim vas običnu četverokutnu kovertu, ali brže, autobus već kreće.<br />
Donese plavu kovertu i kaže:<br />
– A da vam ne treba možda markica?<br />
– Treba, daj jednu.<br />
I gleda autobus kako odlazi.<br />
– A za unutarnji ili vanjski promet?<br />
– Unutarnji, molim vas.<br />
– A koju ćete? Imamo sa likom ljudi, životinje, razne prirodne ljepote, znakove…<br />
– Molim vas, brže, dajte životinju.<br />
– A koju ćete? Imamo: sisavce, ptice, gmazove, kukce…<br />
– Molim vas ptice.<br />
– Imamo grabežljivice, selice, letačice…<br />
– Molim vas, grabežljivicu, ali brzo!<br />
– Imamo orla, sokola, lešinara, …<br />
– Molim vas orla.<br />
– Imamo surog, američkog…<br />
– Molim vas surog orla.<br />
– Imamo ga kako hrani mlade, kako leti, kako sjedi u gnijezdu…<br />
– Dajte kako leti molim vas.<br />
– Imamo kako leti iznad kanjona, iznad mora…<br />
– Dajte bilo koju što prije.<br />
U tom trenutku ulazi čovjek s početka ovog vica i nosi govno u ruci.<br />
Prilazi pultu, pogleda prodavačicu, baci govno na pult i kaže:<br />
– EVO, PIČKA TI MATERINA, ZA OVAKVO GOVNO MI TREBA WC PAPIR!<br />
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=== Assistant: Sure 🙂 Here’s a faithful English translation, keeping the tone and profanity as in the original joke: ===<br />
Sure 🙂 Here’s a faithful English translation, keeping the tone and profanity as in the original joke:<br />
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A man walks into a shop, and inside there’s a scene: the saleswoman is crying, apologizing profusely, while a man is standing by the counter yelling:<br />
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“Fuck your mother, I will never set foot in here again in my life. I’m going to complain to the owner, you’re getting fired, did you hear me?” — and he storms out.<br />
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The man who has just entered approaches the girl, and as soon as she notices him, she starts wiping her tears and, with a forced smile, says:<br />
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“Next, please.”<br />
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He asks her if she needs help or something, and she replies with a smile:<br />
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“No thank you, everything’s fine, please go ahead.”<br />
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“Could I get one envelope?”<br />
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“Of course. What size? We have standard, larger, smaller…”<br />
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“A regular one, please.”<br />
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“And what color? We have blue, yellow, red, white, green, orange…”<br />
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“Please give me a blue one, but quickly, the bus is about to leave, I’ll be late.”<br />
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“And which blue? We have Paris blue, light blue, dark blue, sea blue…”<br />
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“Just a regular blue, please, but faster.”<br />
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“And what shape? We have heart-shaped, triangular, circular…”<br />
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“Please, a normal rectangular envelope, but hurry, the bus is already leaving.”<br />
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She brings the blue envelope and says:<br />
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“Would you maybe need a stamp as well?”<br />
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“Yes, I do, give me one.”<br />
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He watches the bus drive away.<br />
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“For domestic or international mail?”<br />
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“Domestic, please.”<br />
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“And which one would you like? We have people, animals, various natural landmarks, symbols…”<br />
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“Please, hurry, give me an animal.”<br />
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“Which one? We have mammals, birds, reptiles, insects…”<br />
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“Please, birds.”<br />
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“We have birds of prey, migratory birds, flyers…”<br />
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“Please, a bird of prey, but quickly!”<br />
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“We have an eagle, a falcon, a vulture…”<br />
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“Please, an eagle.”<br />
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“We have a golden eagle, an American one…”<br />
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“Please, a golden eagle.”<br />
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“We have it feeding its chicks, flying, sitting in a nest…”<br />
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“Give me the one where it’s flying, please.”<br />
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“We have it flying over a canyon, over the sea…”<br />
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“Give me any one as fast as possible.”<br />
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At that moment, the man from the beginning of the joke walks in, holding a piece of shit in his hand.<br />
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He approaches the counter, looks at the saleswoman, throws the shit on the counter and says:<br />
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“HERE, FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT I NEED TOILET PAPER!”<br />
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If you want, I can also give you a cleaned-up version without swearing, or explain why this joke works culturally.<br />
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