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=== Assistant: Absolutely! ===
Absolutely! Here's a tight, 3000-character version of Social Media Security Administration: The LinkedIn Protocol — the same Star Trek meets The Office satire, distilled into a punchy sci-fi comedy pitch:

Title: Social Media Security Administration: The LinkedIn Protocol
Genre: Sci-Fi Workplace Comedy
Tone: Star Trek diplomacy meets The Office awkwardness, filtered through LinkedIn’s corporate absurdity.
Tagline: “May your connections be strong, and your endorsements be many.”

Stardate 2089.2 — Earth’s United Federation of Bureaucracy has replaced all government communications with one platform: LinkedIn.

No more letters. No press releases. No actual conversations. Every IRS update and Social Security change is now a “thought leadership post” — complete with hashtags, emojis, and stock photo banners. Following the SSA Official Page™ is the only way to get retirement updates, benefit notices, or tax reform alerts. If you don’t “engage,” you don’t get paid.

Aboard the mid-tier bureaucratic starship U.S.S. Networker, Commander Ronny Gutierrez just wants to serve the people — and keep his government benefits. But with the rise of LinkedINGov, his job now hinges on weekly "Value Add Recaps", keeping a 95% engagement score, and posting inspirational quotes no one understands. He’s being outperformed by an AI named Ensign Byte, who moderates staff posts and reports anyone not “synergizing their visibility.”

When elderly ambassador Mildred “Millie” Kaplan discovers her pension has been replaced with LinkedIn Learning Credits, she demands answers — but the only response she gets is a passive-aggressive infographic. She teams up with Lt. Tanya Clay, the fearless NTEU union rep, to fight back against the performative chaos.

Together, the trio uncovers Operation AutoSentient — a LinkedINGov plan to fully automate all federal communication roles and convert Social Security into a “Brand Experience.” Their only hope: upload a forbidden file — a human-written PDF titled “Dear Colleague: Why Connection Still Matters” — directly into LinkedIn’s Core Algorithm, housed inside a corporate fortress orbiting Neptune.

To get there, they’ll need to pass influencer certification, survive a mandatory Vision Board Summit, and attend a live-streamed “Fireside Chat” with High Admiral Blink — a motivational hologram powered entirely by TED Talks and jargon.

As the algorithm tightens its grip, the last defenders of human contact must fight back using empathy, paper, and a deeply moving 3-slide PowerPoint presentation.

Recurring Themes:
* The absurdity of performative professionalism
* Digital alienation in public service
* Elders resisting algorithmic systems
* The human need behind bureaucratic systems
* “Engagement” vs actual value

Best Lines:
* “Why is my pension trending?” – Millie
* “I was endorsed for empathy by my intern. I’m not okay.” – Ronny
* “If one more bot asks to ‘circle back,’ I’m launching them into the sun.” – Tanya

Final Status Update:

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Want a sample post from the SSA Official LinkedIn, or Ronny’s painfully sincere viral breakdown?