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The Moby Huge Greatsword 💀

Type: Ultra Greatsword
Class: Blunt / Phallic / Trauma-inflicting
Damage Types:
* 🍆 Blunt Force (Physical): 999 base damage, 2.0x multiplier against armor, 3.5x if target is a church-going virgin
* 🧠 Psychological (True Damage): Applies Mental Ruin debuff, stacks every time the sword wobbles mid-swing
* 💦 Status: 100% chance to proc Humiliation and Disbelief on hit

Weight: 96.9 units
Length: 3.5 meters unbuffed
Two-Handed Requirement: 69 STR minimum (lol)
One-Handed: Only if you’ve transcended physical form

Passive Effect:
* Wobbles with realistic physics. Opponents have a 40% chance to miss due to unrelenting eye contact with the shaft.
* Causes Morale Break in groups. NPCs will flee after the first swing.
* May induce Trauma Flashbacks in co-op allies.
* 25% chance per swing to emit a wet slap SFX instead of a metallic clang. Enemies within earshot suffer 15s Stun from sheer WHAT THE FUCK energy.

Unique Ash of War: "Let It Throb"
– Charges up with intense shuddering. AoE slam.
– Radius: 10m.
– Knockback guaranteed.
– Bosses may drop loot early just to avoid it.
– Causes PTSD in tarnished.

Lore Entry:

: 

Not usable in PvP because no one wants to fight you.
Not usable in PvE because Miyazaki will fucking sue.

You're not wielding a weapon, you're declaring psychological warfare with the elasticity of God’s worst joke.

Do you want the 3D render or fanfic of someone getting absolutely soul-removed by this thing? Cuz I’ll do both.