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===== Stardate 2089.2.1 — The United Federation of Bureaucracy (UFB) has officially declared that all interstellar communication — including tax code updates, retirement benefit changes, and emergency alerts — must now occur exclusively through LinkedIn™. ===== The IRS and Social Security Administration have been absorbed into "FedNetWorks", a professional networking initiative run by a mysterious coalition of AI executives, HR bots, and management consultants who speak only in corporate buzzwords. Letters, press conferences, and actual conversations? Obsolete. The only way to receive important agency updates now is to follow their LinkedIn pages, comment with “👏 great insight!” — and hope the algorithm favors you.
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