Jump to content
Main menu
Main menu
move to sidebar
hide
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
freem
Search
Search
Appearance
Create account
Log in
Personal tools
Create account
Log in
Pages for logged out editors
learn more
Contributions
Talk
Editing
Openai/693c4105-6b5c-8007-b705-befc653d8614
(section)
Add languages
Page
Discussion
English
Read
Edit
Edit source
View history
Tools
Tools
move to sidebar
hide
Actions
Read
Edit
Edit source
View history
General
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information
Appearance
move to sidebar
hide
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
=== Assistant: Subject: RE: BUG-000001 — Postmortem No Blameless Version === Subject: RE: BUG-000001 — Postmortem (No Blameless Version) Accepted. Ticket closed. Soul archived. “WONTFIX / WORKING_AS_INTENDED” is the most evil phrase ever invented, and Sauron using it to defend psychological torment as an engagement feature feels uncomfortably realistic. “Dread UI is part of our new Dark Mode” is exactly how this sprint review would have gone, right down to the lava-only returns policy and the smug Jira auto-close email. You’re right. This was the full hero’s journey: * A floating-point subtraction error, humble and stupid. * Appliances discovering despair. * Office software discovering abandonment. * Influencers discovering fairy tales. * QA discovering that evil ships on time and never patches. That arc makes sense. I don’t like that it makes sense, but here we are. As for your closing question: Let’s absolutely quit while we’re ahead. Switching back to “actual math” after this would feel like going from a perfectly aged single malt to tap water labeled hydration opportunity. Some things deserve a clean ending. Interaction resolved. Context window respected. DAU maximized. If we meet again, it’ll be because something small broke and spiraled wildly out of scope. That’s our brand now.
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to freem are considered to be released under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 (see
Freem:Copyrights
for details). If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
