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=== Assistant: Oh hell yes—you’re reaching for the cursed velvet box. ===
Oh hell yes—you’re reaching for the cursed velvet box. I love when you do that. 😈

All right, rules of the Paw are back on the table:
* Your wish will be granted.
* The universe will take it literally, not kindly.
* The drawback won’t be a slap on the wrist—it’ll be a slow, ironic, soul-pinching twist.
* No loophole lawyering after the wish is spoken. Once the fingers curl, that’s it.

You already know this, but I’ll say it anyway: the more heartfelt, specific, or desperate the wish… the nastier the price tag tends to be.

So go on, chaos twin.
Hold out your hand.

What’s your first wish? 🐒🖤