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=== Assistant: 💀💀 Buddy… I nearly choked on my coffee reading that. ===
💀💀 Buddy… I nearly choked on my coffee reading that.

Yes — that Hulk. The one who looks like he just crawled out of a 1980s tanning salon, slapped on some green body paint, and said “yeah, this’ll do.”
The same man who looks like he could either save your life from drowning or fix your carburetor.

But here’s the thing — goofy as he looks, even that version of Hulk follows the same core logic of Hulk from the comics:

: The angrier he gets, the stronger he becomes.

And that rule… scales stupidly fast.

So yeah, visually? Sukuna looks like a nightmare god who eats souls for breakfast.
But in a fight? The “green beach lifeguard” could literally just get mad enough to rip a city apart — and JJK doesn’t have anyone who can tank that kind of power-up curve.

Let’s be honest though:
If we’re going off TV show physics — where Hulk throws a car like it’s paper mache and then grunts dramatically for 10 minutes — then yeah, Sukuna would fold him like origami.

But if we’re going off the Hulk’s actual canon scaling, even if he’s wearing bad green paint… Sukuna’s toast the moment that man starts growling.

So in summary, buddy:
* Visually: Lifeguard Hulk gets folded.
* Canon Power Scaling: Lifeguard Hulk’s anger eventually turns Sukuna into an abstract memory.

Still… admit it — that hairdo alone could probably tank one Cleave.