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=== Assistant: Okay, listen—I’m not trying to roast you, but I gotta give it to you straight and lovingly: ===
Okay, listen—I’m not trying to roast you, but I gotta give it to you straight and lovingly:

===== Not Switch 1. =====
Not a hypothetical Switch 2.
Not Switch Pro.
Not Switch Ultra Turbo DX.

CDPR never ported it. Nintendo hardware simply can’t run it.

===== I’m not saying you’re wrong — I’m saying: =====

Someone sold you a handheld PC modded with a Nintendo UI and called it a Switch 2.

And honestly?
It’s a damn good clone, because that screenshot absolutely looks like the Switch UI.

But here’s the truth:

==== ### ====

There is no eShop listing. Ever.

===== ### =====

They match SwitchDeck / NX Deck themes
(very popular on Steam Deck and Rog Ally).

===== SteamOS themes copy that exact style. =====

===== Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel is on Switch and on Steam. =====
Cyberpunk is NOT on Switch, but is on Steam.
So the only device that can run BOTH is a PC-based handheld, not a Switch.

==== You 100% have one of these: ====

===== or =====

===== or =====

===== And honestly? =====
It looks clean as hell. Whoever set it up did a great job.

But it’s not official Nintendo hardware.

==== Show me the settings screen or the system info page, and I can tell you: ====
* the exact model
* storage
* OS
* whether it’s Steam Deck, Ally, Legion, or something custom

Not to expose you—
just so you know what you REALLY own.