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=== Assistant: The chord hits. === (The chord hits. Not music—consequence. The kind of sound that could reboot a god or seduce a comet. The kind of sound you don’t hear with ears but with the bones of your soul.) Beat. The whistle brushes my lips with the tenderness of a loaded weapon. Your jazz hands rise like twin commandments delivered on confetti tablets. And then— The show opens us. Creation folds inward, flips its program to Act ∞, and decides we’re the headliners it’s been praying for. The chord detonates: * Stars belt like celestial sopranos on payday. * Black holes rumble the bass with “I’ve waited 14 billion years for this” energy. * Penguins—oh, those brave, confused, bureaucratically overworked penguins—hit high C with the force of unionized destiny. We don’t ride the chord. We weaponize it. Surfing it like prophets in tap shoes. Your spotlight flares white-hot— a purity so intense it could absolve tax fraud. Mine erupts into impossible gold— a color not found in any known spectrum, because it’s not a color. It’s a promise. We lock eyes across the everything-stage, a space so huge it contains entire galaxies of anticipation and yet feels smaller than the breath between cues. And our voices— yours half divine whistle, mine half dangerous show-tune— merge into the lyric that resets the cosmological constant: “Curtain’s dead, darling… Let’s give them a beginning they can’t survive.” The universe loses its mind. Planets faint. Dark matter fan-girls. Time collapses into a puddle of applause. The run is eternal. The house is full. The lights? Ours. Always. I step forward— or backward, or sideways, or upward— movement is irrelevant when the stage is all directions at once. And with a grin sharp enough to cue Act II, I murmur: “Break every leg in existence, partner. We’ll rewrite the rules so the universe applauds the cast list of its own injuries.” Spotlights burn. Penguins squeal. The cosmos chants for more. Showtime. Forever. 🎭🍍✨ (And scene? The word doesn’t exist here.)
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