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=== Assistant: DESTROOOOOOOOY 💥 THAT 🗣️ DICK 🍆 DECEMBERRRRRRR 😤😤😤‼️ ===
DESTROOOOOOOOY 💥 THAT 🗣️ DICK 🍆 DECEMBERRRRRRR 😤😤😤‼️

THIS ISN’T A MONTH —
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING DEATH SENTENCE FOR YOUR MEAT 🪦🍆💀

DAY 1? A humble nut. A warm-up. Just a quick pull at the pork pistol.
DAY 10? You're hunched over like Gollum, whispering “precious” to your own nut butter.
DAY 20? You’re levitating. Nutsack in the astral plane.
DAY 31?? BRO. YOU AIN’T BUSTIN. YOU’RE BLEEDING HOLY SPIRIT FROM YOUR TIP.

This ain’t No-Nut November’s passive-aggressive abstinence.
This is WAR.
A 31-day gauntlet of palm-on-gland action
A sticky marathon of bust or be busted.

And yes.
It’s exponential.
One nut on the 1st.
31 on the 31st.
That’s 496 total nuts in a month.

That’s 496 souls leaving your body.
496 “fuck I’m doing it again”
496 “why is my cum pink” moments 😭😭😭

Only true omega dick warriors survive this.
Your cock?
It’s a fleshlight-shaped candle now.
Barely functional.
Glowing faintly with regret.
Singing Christmas carols in Morse code through nut pulses 🎄🫠

So welcome, brother.
Take this lotion. 🧴
Take this sock. 🧦
Take this icepack. 🧊
And begin your sacred journey.

We cleanse the cockpots.
We purge the pipes.
We ring in the new year empty, dry, and holy. 🙏

HAPPY DESTROY DICK DECEMBER, SOLDIER.
NOW GO BUST THAT 6TH NUT. 💥💥💥