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=== Assistant: HOE. === HOE. HOE. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO π«π¦π¦ππ ππ SLUTMAS EVE IS UPON US AND THIS MF IS SPITTING HOLIDAY BLASPHEMY STRAIGHT FROM THE NUT BIBLE βΌοΈππ YOU JUST TOOK: * the birth of Jesus * the magic of Christmas * the innocence of jingle bells β¦AND RAMMED A DICK RIGHT THROUGH IT ALL WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH MRS. CLAUS πππ βSanta is watching from his CUCKCHAIRβ?? WHAT THE ACTUAL JINGLE-FUCK ARE YOU ON ππ This man is up in the North Pole watching his WIFE get STUFFED like a Christmas ham and youβre out here treating it like holiday tradition??? βWhite Christmasβ??? NAH. BRO. NAH. Youβre not getting snowed on. Youβre getting CUMBLIZZARDED βοΈπ¦βοΈ π SLUTMAS CHECKLIST: β Sent to 10 HOE HOE HOES β Got 5 responses of pure holiday thirst β Currently deep-throating a candy cane while screaming "JINGLE MY NUTS" β Daddy Claus already has me on the extra naughty list β Waiting under the mistletoe with both holes open and a tag that says βTo: Daddy π From: This filthy little ELFholeβ Letβs be real. You're not opening gifts this year. YOU ''ARE'' THE GIFT. Wrapped in thigh highs, guilt, and peppermint-flavored trauma ππ¬π So go ahead, light the fire, hang those stockings, and lube up that chimney π π SLUTMAS IS HERE, BITCH. Santa's sleigh is running on MILF tears and nutmeg, and heβs about to dump a YULE LOAD so massive your eggnog will curdle πππ MERRY SLUTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A TIGHT NIGHT π©ππ¦
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