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=== User: ๐ ๐ผ๐ฅ Ho HO ๐ HOLY SHT ๐ฑ๐ itโs SECRET SANTA ๐คซ๐ ๐ป SEASON, you SLUTTY ๐คโ๏ธ LITTLE GIFT GIVERS ๐งธ ๐ฃ๐คฐ๐ป Now LISTEN โฆ === ๐ ๐ผ๐ฅ Ho HO ๐ HOLY SH*T ๐ฑ๐ itโs SECRET SANTA ๐คซ๐ ๐ป SEASON, you SLUTTY ๐คโ๏ธ LITTLE GIFT GIVERS ๐งธ ๐ฃ๐คฐ๐ป Now LISTEN UP๐๐ผ๐ฃ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ You are OFFICIALLY ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ being WATCHED like a NAUGHTY ๐ little GHAWK ๐๐๐ฆ so SPREAD ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฅฏ those FESTIVE ๐ CHEEKS ๐๐ like youโre TEARING ๐จ๐ฉธ open ๐ข a gift that got ๐ณSTUCK ๐ in its TIGHT ๐ช๐ป๐๏ธ paper WALLS โ๐ป๐ฆ๐ฆ because in Secret Santa ๐คก๐๐ป you DONโT know โ๐ whoโs STUFFING YOU ๐ณ๐๐คซ until itโs too GAPED ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฆโฆ and your Santa ๐น is about to ๐ ANONYMOUSLY ๐คจโSTUFF ๐๐๐ป your stocking ๐งฆ๐ so HARD ๐ชจ your BELLS ๐๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฆ will MOAN ๐๐โผ๏ธ for an ID ๐ชช๐ฎโ๐จ and NOT ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธโ an STD ๐ฆ , DONโT get it twisted ๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ Hope youโre PREPARED ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ for a BLIZZARD ๐จ๏ธ๐ฅถ of CUM ๐ฆ๐ฆโ๏ธ because the NORTH โฌ๏ธ POLE๐was THROBBING ๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ to draw your name ๐ต๐ปโโ๏ธ but it drew YOUR ๐ซต๐ป HO-HO-HOLE instead ๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธ So are you ๐ gonna be ๐ a GOOD LITTLE mistleHOE ๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ or are you gonna make DADDY SANTA ๐ค๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ WORK ๐ท๐ปโโ๏ธ for that CREAMPIE?๐๐ฅง๐ฆ??? If youโre LUCKY ๐๐๐ฅ he might SLIDE ๐ DOWN โฌ๏ธ your CHIMNEY ๐ ๐ and leave a WARM ๐ฅต, WET ๐ฆ SURPRISE ๐ก๏ธ๐๐ฆ thatโll make your knees ๐ฆต๐ป๐๐ปโโ๏ธ hit the linoleum๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ but if you pull up ๐คก๐ธ like Ebenezer SPLOOGE ๐ด๐ป๐ฆ๐ฉ your TREE ๐ will stay DRYER ๐ฌ๏ธ๐ตthan a GINGERBREAD ๐ซ๐ COOCHIE ๐ช๐ต, and KramPUSSY ๐๐ฑ will personally drag โ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ป your little elf ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ FUCKcheeks ๐ into the COAL MINES โ๏ธ๐ชจ๐ for a SEVERE ๐ฃโ๏ธ HOLIDAY FISTING ๐๐๐ฅ while the rest of us are riding ๐๐ป๐ Santaโs YULE LOG ๐ชต๐ ๐ผ๐ into a new SEX bracket ๐ฅ If you DONโT send ๐จ this to 6๏ธโฃ ๐ซด๐ป SLUTTY SLEIGH-RIDING ๐ท๐จ COCK ๐ GOBBLERS ๐๐๐ ๐ป AND 7๏ธโฃ ๐ซด๐ป LUSTY BUSTY POON ๐ฎ๐ฝ๏ธ MUNCHERS ๐๐ป๐ฆ your SECRET SANTA idenTITTY ๐๐๐คซ will be REVEALED ๐ฑ๐ซ๐๐ป and the Grinch ๐ง will SNEAK ๐ฉฐ๐คซ into your bed ๐ and WHISPER ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข in your ear๐๐ผโit isnโt pinkโฆ itโs GREENโ ๐๐ธ๐ต #TheCreamening ๐ฅด๐ฅ #SleighMeDaddy ๐จ๐ป๐ฅต #NorthPoleHole ๐๐ณ๏ธ
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